Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Do you have any teeth?

Recently in this past year I asked to make my nephews birthday cake. I used a cake and icing recipe given to me by my mother. The icing was perfect, but the cake was dry and kind of hard. So if there is anyone out there that knows what could have caused this incident please let me know before I proceed in making any more cakes.(I do not use box cakes)


I was assigned to Physical Education in high school this year. I am not a very active person. I worried for about a month that my bad luck would send me into a panic attack and I would end up on the floor with x's across my eyes. Luckily I have gotten by with the torture that is presented by this horrid class. I am overjoyed to know that you only have to have this class once during your high school years. I guess you got to do what you got to do.



To My (so called) Step Mommy: Roses are red, violets are blue, this is to the skank, I HATE YOU.



To My Readers: Don't you guys just love my poetry. Side Note: She does know this.



My brother-in-law.............HAS NO TEETH. Well maybe 2. Although he does have fake teeth, he will not wear them. He is a big baby and cries all of the time (his son does the same, both of them are also totally clumsy). So he says that the teeth hurt him. I have repeatedly told my sister to get some play dough and shape it into a gum mold, and use some Chiclets to place around to look like teeth. (Preferably blue play dough.) My aunty said that at Halloween time she wants him to stand outside her house and put a candle in his mouth, to be her jack-o-lantern. Which is where she gets his nickname JACK. One thing that we just can't figure out is HOW ON EARTH DOES HE EAT? (My step mommy's teeth will match his if she ever messes with me again.)



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1 comment:

  1. Fantastic!!! I am thinking your aunt must be pretty funny!!!Aren't there some funny stories somehwere about oldsters and leaking bowels???

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